The Coming of Nuffle

"Oh my, Bob, what is happening downfield?"
"Jim, it looks like Hector the Quicksilver, Herald of Nuffle, on his Pussnaught of Nuffle, is invading today's Blood Bowl game!"
"Oh, dear! I don't know whether to appreciate the additional bloodshed or be disappointed that the game is off for the day!"
"It wasn't very entertaining anyway, Jim - they weren't punching each other as much as I'd hoped."

Don't ask.

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